Chapters: The Turkish Gangster

Chapter 1: 1993, The Turkish Gangster Scams Me & Traps Me in Frankston

Written by FMX

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In my early 20’s, I left Melbourne and joined the Australian army.

I missed my sales work and was looking forward to returning to Melbourne, to continue my career and also get married to my partner from Queensland where I was based.

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